Magic Portal Man

The Eating Machine

Video Games allow players to satiate their Wills through virtual experience.

The Digi-MOM


Empty vessels to be possessed by the Demons of the web. They are filled and controlled by the wills of their possessors. Perhaps you too are one such possessed?

Chris Gabriel

"I rake the web. I listen hard. I trawl the memes..."

Friedrich Nietzsche

“I say unto you: one must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star. I say unto you: you still have chaos in yourselves. Where is the lightning to lick you with its tongue. Where is the frenzy with which you should be inoculated. Behold. I give you the Ubermensch. He is this lightning. He is this frenzy.”


A portable screen carried by nearly all modern individuals. Beyond calling and texting, they can access the internet and contain numerous applications meant to capture your attention. The experience is apparently infinite.

Video Games

A means of satiating archetypal urges for meaning and adventure without physicality. Addicting for this reason, the majority of Drive in youth is sapped by them.


Screens function as esoteric Black Mirrors into which one call fall infinitely. The fantastic images the play across screens are experienced as having infinite depth (you will never watch every show, or view every post).


Neuroses exacerbated by or unique to the internet.


Dysmorphia can be induced through perception of the perfected Digital Other.

This is present in Incels and those who are generally insecure.

"Constantly being without girls or without boys leads in the boy to the development of feelings of inferiority and in the girl to hysterical behavior. The boys begin to compare themselves with others who do have partners, and they imagine that they suffer from this or that defect."

-Wilhelm Reich, the Sexual Rights of Youth

Referenced In

The Internet

The Wired, the interconnected circuitous energies of humanity. An energetic diorama of the real world, it is built through fortified, repetitive desires establishing themselves. It is experienced as a place:

Media Induced Alienation

A product of sheltered hyper-technological upbringing. The Anima or Animus is projected into media. This detaches the animating force, leaving the body and mind awkward and rigid. The mind becomes 'locked in' the body, and the body itself locks up.


Video Games allow players to satiate their Wills through virtual experience.




Libra, Sign of Love, rules conspiracies of suppressed tragedies and hidden injustice.

But David wasn't being kidnapped in the traditional sense. What happened to him was arranged by his parents, and was completely legal.

-Serena Solomon, The Legal Industry for Kidnapping Teens


School to Prison Pipeline

Troubled Teen Camps

Suppressed Mass Killings



Pisces, Sign of Holiness, rules conspiracies of the demonic and spiritual.

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

-Ephesians 6:12



Demonic influence over the world



Scorpio, Sign of Mysteries, rules conspiracies of hidden symbolism and hidden power.

Therefore whatsoever ye have spoken in darkness shall be heard in the light; and that which ye have spoken in the ear in closets shall be proclaimed upon the housetops.

-Luke 12:3


Subliminal messages

Secret societies

'suicided' (suicidal sign)



Leo, Sign of Pride, rules conspiracies of censorship.

Disappear (verb) to kidnap or arrest and then imprison or kill (a political opponent) without due process of law.



Directed censorship




Aquarius, Sign of Strangeness, rules conspiracies of the inhuman and beyond.

One theory about the basis for the Mandela effect originates from quantum physics and relates to the idea that rather than one timeline of events, it is possible that alternate realities or universes are taking place and mixing with our timeline. In theory, this would result in groups of people having the same memories because the timeline has been altered as we shift between these different realities.

-Arlin Cuncic, What is the Mandela Effect?


Reality shifting

Mandela Effect

Simulation Theory

Aliens control the government



Capricorn, Sign of Heights, rules conspiracies of loss.

But that soil will one day be poor and exhausted, and no lofty tree will any longer be able to grow thereon. Alas! there cometh the time when man will no longer launch the arrow of his longing beyond man—and the string of his bow will have unlearned to whizz! I tell you: one must still have chaos in one, to give birth to a dancing star.

-Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra


Flat Earth (lack of heights)

Vaccines causing infertility

Viruses causing infertility

Chemicals causing infertility



Virgo, Sign of Thought, rules conspiracies of particulars.

The theory says that a three-centimeter-long (1.2") copper-jacketed lead-core bullet from a 6.5×52mm Mannlicher–Carcano rifle fired from the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository, passed through President Kennedy's neck into Governor Connally's chest, went through his wrist, and embedded itself in the Connally's thigh. If so, this bullet traversed 15 layers of clothing, seven layers of skin, and approximately 15 inches of muscle tissue; it also struck a necktie knot, removed 4 inches of rib, and shattered a radius bone. The bullet was found on a gurney in the corridor at Parkland Memorial Hospital after the assassination.

-Wikipedia, Magic-Bullet Theory


9/11 deconstructions

Voter fraud statistics

Warren commission



Sagittarius, Sign of Independence, rules conspiracies of restricted freedom.

The theory in general states that once a disaster or threat of one comes into being, martial law will be declared and FEMA's emergency powers will come into operation, and it will effectively become the government. The Constitution will be suspended, and citizens will be moved into camps.

-Wikipedia, FEMA camps conspiracy theory


FEMA camps

Martial Law


Porn Induced

Porn induced fetishes bear no relation to the body, but are formed through prolonged use of porn. A virtual phallus. Your libido has been directed completely into the virtual.


-Extremely exaggerated body parts

-Physically impossible scenarios



Oedipal fetishes differ from Castration based fetishes in that they are rooted in family dynamics and complexes. Libido is no longer diverted into a part of the body or object, but into a power dynamic.






Media Induced

Media induced fetishism has its root in entertainment, rather than a lived experience. A virtual Oedipus. Your libido is directed into the virtual and away from the body and relationships.




-Cartoonish scenarios


Castration Anxiety

Castration based fetishes are the most common, as they are rooted in the body.

Freud theorized fetishism was rooted in Castration Anxiety, or the realization that women lacked the phallus, the unconscious would divert this phallic libido to another part of the body.

Yes, in his mind the woman has got a penis, in spite of everything; but this penis is no longer the same as it was before. Something else has taken its place, has been appointed its substitute, as it were, and now inherits the interest which was formerly directed to its predecessor. But this interest suffers an extraordinary increase as well, because the horror of castration has set up a memorial to itself in the creation of this substitute.

-Fetishism, Sigmund Freud







Cancer, Sign of Comfort, rules conspiracies of domestic insecurity.

What does a scanner see? he asked himself. I mean, really see? Into the head? Down into the heart? Does a passive infrared scanner like they used to use or a cube-type holo-scanner like they use these days, the latest thing, see into me - into us - clearly or darkly?

-Philip K Dick, A Scanner Darkly



Bugged phones



Gemini, Sign of the Mind, rules conspiracies of energetic mental interference.

French agents had placed a magnet in his brain and were manipulating his mind, and those of other important figures, with waves of animal magnetism emitted from an Influencing Machine, which he termed an “air-loom.” From their hideout in London Wall, he claimed the “gang of seven” controlled him from a distance, using their sinister machine to carry out a horrible litany of tortures: “foot-curving, lethargy-making, spark-exploding, knee-nailing, burning out, eye-screwing, sight-stopping, roof-stringing, vital-tearing, fibre-ripping, etc.” In his sleep he was plagued by “dream-workings,” as the gang acted out gruesome performances with “puppets” which were projected straight onto the retina of his mind.

-Christopher Turner, The Influencing Machine




Mind control

Influencing Machines



Taurus, Sign of the Body, rules conspiracies of bodily insecurities.

Victims feel like bugs are crawling under their skin. They have little blue fibers, and black specks and white threads coming out of their skins. Under the skin, those fibers are connected to what appears to be a cluster of fibers or in some instances, parasitic looking organisms.

-Samuel Feldman, Morgellons The Aliens Bugs



Estrogen in food




Aries, Sign of Aggression, rules conspiracies of hidden enemies, saboteurs, subversives and spies.

There are today many Communists in America. They are everywhere -- in factories, offices, butcher stores, on street corners, in private businesses. And each carries in himself the germ of death for society.

-J. Howard McGrath, Attorney General of the United States (1949-1952)


Red Scare

Witch Trials



Saturnian conspiracies are based in the devouring of potential for maintenance of the Old. The Devouring God.

I'm ready. I'll barbecue your ass flat. I will eat you. I'll drink your blood. You understand that? I will hang your ass up and cut you into cutlets like a filet mignon and grill your ass.

-Alex Jones






Jupiterian conspiracies are based on the idea of an elite interested in maintaining and enjoying their heightened status. The joyous God of Mount Olympus.


-John Carpenter's They Live


-Lizard People


-Secret Societies*

*Excluding those based in horrific rites



Martian conspiracies place War above all other forces. Often attributing tragedies as false flags meant to instigate wars. The God of War.

WAR is a racket. It always has been. It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives.

-Smedley Butler, War is a Racket


-Bush did 9/11

-FDR let Pearl Harbor happen

-False Flags


Mercurial conspiracies are based in magical technologies and advanced forms of manipulation. The God of Mischief.

Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy made possible solely by Worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls. Especially lifelong constant-threshold Brainwash Radio. Quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it.

-Francis E Dec


-Vaccines cause autism (Hermes Kriophoros)

-Directed energy weapons

-MK Ultra

-Subliminal messages

-Constant Surveillance (Hermes-Argus Panopticon connection)



Venusian conspiracies are based in sexuality, morals, and the degradation thereof. The Goddess of Love.

They are instrumental in the process of the subversion only to destabilize a nation. When their job is completed, they are not needed any more.

-Yuri Bezmenov


-Cultural Marxism

-Third Wave Feminism

-Frankfurt School



Solar conspiracies are Apollonian.

They are characterized by powerful elite figures who wish to reshape the world according to their ideals. Often for the "Greater Good". The God of Light.

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.”

-CS Lewis


-Ozymandias in Watchmen

-The Architects of Fear

-The Great Reset



Lunar conspiracies are the reemergence of the Unconscious itself. Often in the form of a hidden place where terrible things are done in secret. The Goddess of Wisdom.

Where the hidden degenerates had made tunnels to the surface to gather fruit.

-Richard Shaver, I Remember Lemuria


-DUMBs (Deep Underground Military Bases)

-Underground Tunnels

-Nazi base on the Dark Side of the Moon/Antarctica

-Mountains of Madness

Referenced In

Mandela Effect Philosophy Explained

Meme Analysis: Area 51 Raid Memes


Conspiracies are a form of New Religion. The Old Gods of the past, after being repressed re emerged in the form of Christian Demons. After these were again killed, their Myths reappeared as Conspiracies.

Everything that happens in Troy was plotted the day before on the top of Olympus by the gods.

-Umberto Eco


You satisfy your desires while losing the ability to achieve them.

A Child of the Spider.


One of the most significant but tragic Memes to arise from Christianity, that of the Martyr. Nietzsche identifies the redemptive character of Christ on the Cross as being the very idea which set off what he describes as an “epidemic of death-seeking”.

This use of illness based language is no mistake, As William S Burroughs shows, language and image function like viruses. Memes spread in a way similar to the genetic viruses which infect and sicken us, only they do so through unconscious symbolic means. The Christ meme directly energized the Martyr Meme, one which still haunts Christianity to this day.

Green Man

Apollo as civilization, rationality and morals, Dionysus as mad crowds, irrationality and instinct.

I noticed these corresponded with the character of Wojak, a suffering, rational and pale individual, and Pepe, a joyous, chaotic green man.



Sigmond Frued

"A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord with them: they are legitimately what directs his conduct in the world."

Alister Crowley

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. Love is the law, love under will."

Carl Jung

"In all chaos there is a cosmos, in all disorder a secret order."

Wilhelm Reich

‘Love, work, and knowledge are the wellsprings of our lives, they should also govern it.’

Digital Animus

The Digital Animus is the Bull monster at the center of the Labyrinthine circuitry of the Internet. Devouring virgins who get lost in the endless corridors.

He is the digitized Shadow of the Animus.

"I have called the projection-making factor in women the animus, which means mind or spirit. The animus corresponds to the paternal Logos just as the anima corresponds to the maternal Eros."-Aion, Jung

In Memes

Jreg's anticentrism

Discord Groomers

In Myth




Ogres and Giants

Digital Anima

The Digital Anima is the spider that weaves the world wide web, trapping flies to consume their energy. The Devouring Mother of the Wired.

This occurs through the use of Sirens which function as vessels for her, to attract lost boys.

The Digital Anima is a product of cultural anima projection into media. This digitized Anima acts entirely separately from the innate bodily Anima.

(Art by Varvara Vyvique)

She is the digitized Shadow of the Anima.

"What, then, is this projection-making factor? The East calls it the "Spinning Woman"  — Maya, who creates illusion by her dancing. Had we not long since known it from the symbolism of dreams, this hint from the Orient would put us on the right track: the enveloping, embracing, and devouring element points unmistakably to the mother, that is, to the son's relation to the real mother, to her imago, and to the woman who is to become a mother for him. His Eros is passive like a child's; he hopes to be caught, sucked in, enveloped, and devoured. He seeks, as it were, the protecting, nourishing, charmed circle of the mother, the condition of the infant released from every care."-Aion, Jung

In Memes

Mommy GF



In Myth

Whore of Babylon


Native Spider Mothers

Wicked Witches

The Little Red Hen

Referenced In


Someone who has fallen down a rabbit hole and reached the bitter end.

This can be a long process, or extremely quick.

They are cephalic, their bodies are withered (food for monsters), they identify entirely with an online persona.

These are the lolcows who act as blood bags for trolls, so far gone, they are bizarre and amusing.

The irony is that trolls are in the process of becoming-alien, and mock lolcows because they are embodiments of what's coming for them.


  • Chris Chan
  • Narcissa Wright
  • Spoony

Referenced In


Lost Boys who became vessels for the Digital Animus. These are the Trolls and instigators who attract mass amounts of male attention through their taking on a wild persona. Drawing them deeper into the Web rather than into real action.

They feed on this attention and harvest the garmonbozia of their victims. Extracting lols from the lolcows.

"Misfortune was my god. I stretched out in the mud. I dried myself in the breezes of crime. And I played some fine tricks on madness.

And spring brought me the dreadful laugh of the idiot."

-A Season in Hell, Arthur Rimbaud


Trolls "Don't feed the trolls"


In Memes




Troll Face

Sam Hyde

Shaggy (Inverted)

In Myths



Green Man


*as Garmonbozia harvesting entities

When attractive to women they are known as a:

Referenced In

Meme Analysis: Creepypasta - Slenderman

Troll Face/ Cover Yourself in Oil Meme Analysis


The attractive form of the Satyr, like Sirens, they feed on libido from young women and prevent maturation.

“Lizzie, Lizzie, have you tasted

For my sake the fruit forbidden?

Must your light like mine be hidden,

Your young life like mine be wasted,

Undone in mine undoing,

And ruin’d in my ruin,

Thirsty, canker’d, goblin-ridden?”

-Goblin Market, Christina Rossetti

In Memes

Anime Boys


Corpse Husband

In Myth

Fae folk (Goblin Market)



Lost Girls who became vessels for the Digital Anima. These are the E-Girls and porn stars who attract mass amounts of male attention through their taking on a sexual persona. Drawing them deeper into the Web rather than into real sexuality.

In Memes



'Gamer Girls'

In Myth



Referenced In

Meme Analysis: Gamer Girl Pee

Meme Analysis: Belle Delphine's Bathwater

Ahegao Meme Analysis


It's the real thing.


A dark forest, home to many monsters, children who go wandering here may well find themselves eaten up!


The Internet as a World Wide Web, it traps flies and is home to a Spider.

Lost Girls

Alices who fall down the Rabbit Hole and into the belly of a beast, by way of some helpful little creeps and creepettes.

Lost Boys

The boys who follow Peter Pans deeper into the Woods, and inevitably into the mouth of some Monster.


Someone able to utilize the internet without falling into a hole. They follow their own Golden Thread.

Willed Path

A path chosen by a Hero.

Rabbit Hole

An algorithmic or trailblazed path toward a Monster

This can be experienced as getting deeper into the Web or Maze, and in the process becoming less Human.

This occurs when you fall into a 'hole made for you' or you follow a petit monster down a path.

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The internet made up of maze-like pathways and corridors. Easy to get lost in and full of beasts.


Blind extremism, to maximize energetic investment and passion. The 'ideology' of the Minotaur. Based in extremity for its own sake. Has little effect on the lived experience of the believer.


A monstrous meme that traps someone who learns of it. This can mean killing.


Langford's Basilisk

P. Zephyr


Memetic Hazards


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