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Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery!
Moloch whose blood is running money!
Moloch whose fingers are ten armies!
Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo!
Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

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Howl, Allen Ginsberg
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Minotour

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

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Exquisite Corpse
mOloch

What's Your WebType?

Find out how has the internet messed you up!

Question:

True
False
mInotaur
Spider
Alien

How Sick Has The Internet Made You?

Take The Test...

How much entertainment (video games, videos, etc) do you take in daily?

Not Much
A Lot (Hours A Day)

You have lost everything in your inaction.
You must seek the way out of the Labyrinth.

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O Answers

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No

I Answers

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S Answers

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A Answers

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See Your Result
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OLEA

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

Alien

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you THE LAST MAN.

Alien

OLEA
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OIEA

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

Alien

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you THE LAST MAN.

Alien

OIEA
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BIEA

Child of:

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

Alien

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you THE LAST MAN.

Alien

BIEA
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BLEA

The Alien

Child of:

Alien

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you THE LAST MAN.

Alien

You live in an illusion as you lose your humanity.

An Alien.

BLEA
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OLSA

The NEET

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

Spider

And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side...

Spider

Alien

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you THE LAST MAN.

Alien

Your comfort is an admission of absolute failure.

An Alien child of Moloch and the Spider.

OLSA
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OLSM

The Simp

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

Spider

And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side...

Spider

Your body is fed stimulation that you will never share with another, this is the only Love you know.

A Child of Moloch and the Spider.

OLSM
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BLSA

The Addict

Child of:

Spider

And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side...

Spider

You satisfy your desires while losing the ability to achieve them.

A Child of the Spider.

BLSA
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BLSM

Child of:
No items found.

You satisfy your desires while losing the ability to achieve them.

BLSM
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BISA

The Incel

Child of:

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

Spider

And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side...

Spider

Alien

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you THE LAST MAN.

Alien

You despise that which you cannot have.

An Alien child of the Minotaur and Spider

BISA
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BISM

The Trad

Child of:

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

Spider

And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side...

Spider

Your moral posturing does not fit your search history.

A Child of the Minotaur and the Spider.

BISM
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OIEM

The Gamer

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

You waste your passions on hatred and fantasy.

A Child of Moloch and the Minotaur

OIEM
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OISM

The Weeaboo

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

Spider

And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side...

Spider

What you cannot be, you seek in the fantasies you’ve surrounded yourself with.

A Child of Moloch, the Minotaur, and the Spider

OISM
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BIEM

The Extremist

Child of:

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

You live on hatred, while isolating yourself from life.

A Child of the Minotaur.

BIEM
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OLEM

The Consumer

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

You live within a fantasy as your life withers.

A Child of Moloch.

OLEM
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BLEM

The Norm

Child of:

Reality

It's the real thing.

Reality

Cast The First Stone

Not afflicted

BLEM
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OISA

The Lost

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

Spider

And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side...

Spider

Alien

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you THE LAST MAN.

Alien

You have lost everything in your inaction. You must seek the way out of the Labyrinth.

An Alien Child of Moloch, the Minotaur, and the Spider.

OISA